SIM no chiobu?

Hmm.... This is actually a secret post, dun let MQ know k?? (Muz say to urself: Dun let MQ know 10 times!!)

Channel U TV programme "Hey! Gorgeous" went to SIM today. This programme basically goes to all tertiary institutes like polytechnics, NUS, NTU n SIM to look for good looking males n females. They get 3 contestants for each gender n they'll be voted by their school mates to see who wins the most gorgeous award.. Oh, I was so excited dat I went to SIM n check it out!! Dun let MQ know, she's from the school..... How can I miss it right? SIM is well known to be full of pretty girls!!!! Muz take pictures!!


This is M1.. KNN, CCB.. Dun u think he looks like the market uncle selling fish one? SIM only got fishmongers to choose from? Where the fuck are those rich ass playboys??


This is M2... Ni Nabei, another cockster look, he looks like a 7yr old boi boi who juz lost his way, he's looking for his mum n is on the verge of tears!!


This is M3.. WTF? He's got the cheesepie come hoot me look!! Button up all the way to your neck? Trying to act boi boi?? DUN BE A GAY!! KNN, like ah gua like dat





This is F1.. OMG.............. My jaw juz dropped.... Enuff said


This is F2... Ok lor, not bad lar, only dat she looks like she juz ate a sour plum. If u dun mind, can cover face n attack the base.. If u get wad i mean



This is F3.. Ok, at least this one got standard. I'll call her a chiobu

SIM, a school well-known for their chiobu, n this is wad they can produce????? Wasted my trip down SIM. So, who do u think won the competition? Spoilers below...
Of cos the winner is MQ lar~!!! Who is more chio than her in SIM?? Who not happy? Come find me

btw, i didn't go SIM, i not so free to go so far see chiobu.. All pictures are credit to HWZ