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Sunday, August 05, 2007 Eat shit Go & Die! Sorry for the offensive post title, but that was what I was scolded 30minutes ago by some uncivilised people. Hai, sometimes i just wonder what kind of place is Singapore to breed such a citizen. A nice Sunday morning, I went to get some groceries at the market with mum. Then we went to the NTUC supermarket to get some stuffs before heading back home. Mum was buying 4D, I was outside the shop looking at ice-cream. Haha, I'm juz bored, so i peered into the fridge to see what's nice to get MQ if she wants an ice-cream. After dat, I decided to step into NTUC to see wad sis is getting. I leaned my body towards the right before lifting my leg up the kerb, as a result, my body momentarily touched a lady beside me. I said sorry of cos since it's my fault. But guess wad? Dat's not enuff for her. She even made a noise which I usually make when I CALL A STRAY CAT TO COME TO ME(I like cats by the way). Here's how it goes: Lady: CAN'T YOU EVEN WALK STRAIGHT?! Me: (thinking dat my apology is useless) HOW do I know u're behind me???! (Giving her a huge stare while she stared back) Haha, her boyfriend(or husband?) was stunned but simply kept quiet. Lady: SHOULDN'T YOU BE DISGRACED WEARING AN ARMY SHIRT?! Hello, wad's her problem? Wad has it gotta do with the army? Wad did I do to disgrace the Army? DID I RAPE HER?! Not happy? Get out of Singapore then, I won't waste my blood saving you in times of war. Me: (sensing dat it's wasting my breath talking to such a bitch) IT DOESN'T MATTER!! Lady: DOESN'T MATTER?? THEN EAT SHIT GO & DIE!! Me: U'RE THE ONE!( I disappear into NTUC) No point carrying on the argument cos I know it'll turn very ugly if it continues. She was standing there all the time while I tried to walk into NTUC n stop the commotion from carry on. All the while, the boyfriend didn't utter a word. I guess he knows she's being unreasonable. Everyone was was staring at us by now. A lady, guess she's at most late 20s or early 30s, openly ask people to eat shit n die, isn't she the one disgracing herself? I despise her for not being able to argue cleanly n had to resort to the usage of dirty words. I glad I'm able to control my temper eventhough I'm not the one with the best temper around. For the next 30mins, I was having a very high level of blood pressure cos my blood was totally boiling. I could almost feel steam coming out from my body in the air-con area. This is the first time in my life I actually argued with someone in the public. Not a nice feeling, n I think my life was shortened by a few minutes with that 30mins of high blood pressure. Highly educated But aloof, dat's the character of young Singaporeans nowadays huh? Go wear a spacesuit if u can't even tolerate a slight bump. I pity the boyfriend for having such a dirty mouthed woman as his companion. More good years ahead for him. |
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