₤80m

How much is ₤80m? It is roughly S$191.2m.

What can u buy with ₤80m? In England, you can buy a Championship Football Club. In Singapore, you can hold an F1 race with S$150m.

Real Madrid juz offered this insane amount of money to buy over Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United. This coming from the back of the ₤59m transfer of Kaka to Madrid from Milan juz a few days ago.

When R.Madrid paid ₤37m for Luis Figo in year 2000, I was amazed. But when R.Madrid paid ₤46m for Zinedine Zidane in 2001, I was dumbfounded. Am i seeing reality? Or is this juz another Football Manager game that I played religiously during my secondary school days.

N today, ₤80m for Ronaldo, i feel nauseated. I don't care if the Bernabéu goes bankrupt, but the money involved in football nowadays is simply insane. Sports ain't juz abt sports anymore.

The happiest must be the man himself. He can now don the famous white shirt, which according to him is his ultimate dream, enjoy the great sunshine of Madrid on contrary to the shitty weather in Manchester, play the beautiful football he likes(massive stepovers with super referee protection from hard tackles), fuck as many pretty Spanish babes of his choice as he likes and of cos, earn his wages like never before.

So if he leaves England, I'll be the first to pop the champange. I've had enuff of ur whines n dives, u little Portugese prick. I still remember watching ur debut for Man Utd on dat particular night on the big TV screen in Changi Village. Man Utd 0-0 Bolton is read after 60minutes. Ferguson subbed u in, the 18yr old which cost ₤12.25m from Sporting Lisbon. U gave the Bolton defenders hell with ur slick n electric footwork.

I was amazed, I was in awe, I was impressed. I told poh siang, "Kaoz, this Ronaldo is damn good, come onto field within 15minutes become 4-0 liao". But I'm not impressed with ur big headedness in the following years. You almost won Euro 2004, losing 2-1 to Greece. I was happy. Your cunning theatrics in World Cup 2006 against England made me sick.

So you're now the so called world's best player. Ok, I give that to u for u can work wonders with the ball. But on the personality aspect, u're right down there at the bottom.

Now that Man Utd has lost their trump card, I hope my Liverpool will be champions of England next season.