Here are a few takes on marriage.
1) At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: “Aren’t u wearing ur wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The reply: “Yes I am. I married the wrong man.”
2) A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted.” The next day she received a hundred letters n they all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
3) When a woman steals ur husband, there is no better revenge then to let her keep him.
4) A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
5) A little boy asked his father: “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” The father replied: “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
6) Then there was a woman who said: “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
7) If you want ur spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word u say—talk in ur sleep!
8) First guy says: “My wife is an angel!” Second guy remarks: “You’re lucky. Mine is still alive.”
9) Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.