Love & War

Love & War

• Make love not war. Unless u want to do both. If so--get married

• A nuclear war can ruin your whole day

• What do u call a wife who knows where her husband lies down every night? A widow!

• U can't buy love, but u most certainly can pay dearly for it

• Marriage means that someone helps you in coping with all the problems u never had when u were a bachelor

• During the 1st year of marriage, the husband speaks n the wife listens. During the 2nd year, the wife speaks n the husband listens. During the 3rd year, both of them speak, but only the neighbours hear